I'm a gin banned, shape throwing, wrote for luck dancing, karma believing, carb eating, non driving, wine stealing, starfish falling, plus sized wearing, tall, big-footed lover of vintage, gaudy prints and all things snazzy.

                                                  © Photography by Olivia J Lennon

Born in Yorkshire in 1984, I am the daughter of a man and a woman who had a baby in 1984 and the sister of a girl with shiny hair and a small waist.  I relocated in 2002 in order to chase my dreams of doing an unsuitable degree in Media Studies and adopting two gender neutral cats. Both of these dreams were met in full.  I like crisps, blogging, reading, doing my hair and aspire to, one day, recognise the difference between a blender and a juicer.

Dress Size:    16 - 18 
Height:   6ft
Bust Size: 36F
Feet: Size 9

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