Friends, I Have The Lurg.
Why am I telling you this you may wonder?
1. Maybe you care, I like it when people care. Thank you for caring.
2. If you follow me on social media then you'll have not seen much of me. Maybe this has been a good thing. Who knows. Anyway, live tweeting taking antibiotics or instagram grids full of duvets aren't much fun.
3. I'm very whiny. Deal with it.